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[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]

[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]

[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]

Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]

If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...

It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...

[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]

Date: 2011-11-15 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Aah, no! I did not marry a bear-woman. I am not a God or a son of one!
I am a King! King of this place, that is me.
You are not, aaahhh, punished. You are here because, aah.
Ne, if you meet a Japanese, I swear on my ancestor's grave it is their fault for you being here!

I believe you are good, yes. You are good person.

Date: 2011-11-19 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
...the Japanese.... the Japanese?

Then... then this is a direct declaration of war! France shall go to war with these... 'Japanese'! Point me in the direction that I may find them and I shall gather an army, sir!


Date: 2011-11-20 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[ .... WELL ]

They are, aaahhh.
[ points somewhere randomly. ]

That way! You cannot miss them! They have the face of an ugly boar but the tender breasts of a fair maiden! It is most confusing!

Should I accompany you on this quest?
Be sure not to go in the forest and get eaten and digested by a monster and be shamed by your mother for the rest of your life.


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