philippe: (⚔ with uncertain resolve)
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[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]

[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]

[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]

Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]

If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...

It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...

[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:12 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
[ You meant to say 'why do you make everything beautiful,' right? ]

What're you doing? Don't you have something better to do than troll some poor French guy? He just got here, bro. At least wait a little while. [ Haha, he did the same thing to Spain, it was funny. ]

And that's slander, y'know. [ Read: You are a mysterious entity whose existence makes my life difficult and yet I am compelled to consistently interact with you based upon the whims of a crazy woman somewhere. Also, I am eating rice. ]

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Date: 2011-11-15 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dongsaengoppai.livejournal.com
I am not trolling; it is the honest truth!
I am King Kimchi, and I rule this place!

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Date: 2011-11-15 11:48 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Since when, yeah?

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Date: 2011-11-15 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dongsaengoppai.livejournal.com
Since ever since I got here. You have just been too useless to notice.

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Date: 2011-11-15 11:59 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Whatever, no one's gonna acknowledge that.

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