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[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]

[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]

[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]

Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]

If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...

It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...

[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]

Date: 2011-11-15 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Charles de Gaulle? [ A hand to his face, and he just looks hopelessly confused at the man before him, swallowing and bowing his head before tilting his head to the side. ]

Am-er-ica. Ámerique? [ Motioning to him. ] Ravis de vous rencontrer, monsieur Ámerique. Ah... [ Yeah ok like he followed anything America was saying. He motions around him. ] Where... is we?

Date: 2011-11-15 06:16 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT.)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Damn right it is!

[ The sad part is that America is intentionally holding a one-sided conversation because he is a dick. A DICK WHO BELIEVES IN THE VALUE OF ENGLISH!!! ]

Short answer, you're in Dissimulo. Long answer, you're on another world. [ he nods as though any of this makes sense in any language. ]

Date: 2011-11-19 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oui, bien sûr.

[ And Philippe is growing more and more confused... He raises a brow. ]

Je regret, mais quoi? [ Staring, horrified at America. ] I... can not understand... you.

Date: 2011-11-19 08:45 pm (UTC)
starspangledhero: (She's obviously a vampire!)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
I'm not going to speak in French.

[ except he says this in French. ]


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