philippe: (⚔ with uncertain resolve)
philippe ([personal profile] philippe) wrote2011-11-14 06:51 pm

☼ accidental video {FRENCH} ⇉ oo1

[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]

[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]

[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]

Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]

If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...

It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...

[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]


[identity profile] 2011-11-15 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I am not your former colony, Angleterre.

[HE KNOWS YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS. Ooh he is watching you, monsieur.]


[identity profile] 2011-11-15 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, you're simply stupid by your own right. Excuse me, I have King of France to be conversing with, if you don't mind.


[identity profile] 2011-11-15 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
If he learns of any history beyond his year it will be from me, his country.

[now he's just being frighteningly, deadly serious.]