philippe: (⚔ with uncertain resolve)
philippe ([personal profile] philippe) wrote2011-11-14 06:51 pm

☼ accidental video {FRENCH} ⇉ oo1

[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]

[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]

[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]

Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]

If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...

It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...

[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]

video; french

[identity profile] 2011-11-15 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ W-why are there two Gods n-no this ruins his view of the world... ]

What... what is this? Is this an illusion? Have I finally gone insane?

[identity profile] 2011-11-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ pauses argument BECAUSE shiny frenchman is speaking aahh ]

Ah, yes. He is an illusion. It is best to ignore him and everything he says.


... Aaah, no? Have you?
Are you insane?

[identity profile] 2011-11-19 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He... he is an illusion? Are you an illusion as well?

I... I'm not sure, if I am insane, how would I be aware of my insanity? [ SO UPSET YOU ARE UPSETTING HIM KOREA ]
bauhinia: (Default)

video; still sort of passable french

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-11-15 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You are not insane, he is insane.

video; english

[identity profile] 2011-11-15 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaah, your face is insane!! Worst insane kind I have seen ever!
bauhinia: (Default)

video; mandarin

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-11-15 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ai, something's buzzing in my ear. So annoying.

video; korean

[identity profile] 2011-11-15 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Aahh, Bro has the impatience of an eager, hormone driven boy wanting a girlfriend. Look at him being annoying with his shitty language.

[ then in english: ]
I an do that too! I can speak your language, chi-chi chang chong aru!
bauhinia: (Default)

video; cantonese

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-11-15 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I can do this all night, you know. And it's not mine, it's his.

[ Now English too: ]

I'm not even gonna tell you what you just said. Besides, 'aru's Japanese, you.

video; klingon

[identity profile] 2011-11-16 12:02 am (UTC)(link)

[ english: ]
And you shouldn't be the one trolling me all the time! It isn't nice!
bauhinia: (Default)

video; elvish

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-11-16 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I am not Japanese, you are Japanese.

[ English: ]

You totally started it. You know what you did.

video; bullshit italian

[identity profile] 2011-11-16 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ just a bunch of yelling like an angry Italian who just dropped their pizza pie, but it translates to: ]

You are being such an ass!
bauhinia: (Default)

video; bad german

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-11-16 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
You first, Dummkopf. Maybe if you tried apologizing.

video; french

[identity profile] 2011-11-19 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
How can I know who to trust, what if one of you is God, and the other, the Devil? Oh, a good king would know the difference, if such a trick were being played upon him. [ He pinches the bridge of his nose. ]
bauhinia: (Default)

video; passable french

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-11-19 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
We're not even French, it's okay.