philippe: (⚔ with uncertain resolve)
philippe ([personal profile] philippe) wrote2011-11-14 06:51 pm

☼ accidental video {FRENCH} ⇉ oo1

[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]

[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]

[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]

Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]

If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...

It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...

[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]

video; french

[identity profile] 2011-11-15 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ lala pretending this isn't all in his head ]

If there is a way to offer explanation, sir, I would be in your debt for some time. You sound like a citizen of England: as our countries are not currently at war, I would appreciate any information you have to offer.

video; french

[identity profile] 2011-11-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)

The explanation is simple, and it is this: You are far away from home. In order to find your way back home, you must cooperate with the community, and stop calling yourself the King of France. No one cares about you being the King of France. Here, we have no kings.

Other than that, welcome to Fortuna.

video; french

[identity profile] 2011-11-19 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Staring at the screen. Just... ]

[ ...staring... ]

...does this mean I am in exile?