☼ accidental video {FRENCH} ⇉ oo1
Nov. 14th, 2011 06:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
philippe[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]
[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]
[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]
Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]
If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...
It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...
[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]
[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]
[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]
Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]
If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...
It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...
[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:43 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-11-15 05:47 am (UTC)Oh, oh no, Francis. Revenge is sweet, and you know how bad my cravings for sweets can get.
[ Tapping his chin. ] Where to start, where to start... I could inform him of what an utter failure you were in the early half of the 20th century, or perhaps I could move forward to your rapidly deteriorating state in the European Union today... oh but then I'd have to explain a lot of boring bollocks, why don't I just start with 1789 and be done with it? He'll probably try to drink poison shortly after anyway.
[ GOD he is so glad he not in a room with you but he is grinning like a madman. ]
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:50 am (UTC)HE FUCKING DARES YOU.]
I know where you live.
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:51 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-11-15 05:55 am (UTC)[HE KNOWS YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS. Ooh he is watching you, monsieur.]
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Date: 2011-11-15 06:15 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-11-15 06:20 am (UTC)[now he's just being frighteningly, deadly serious.]