philippe: (⚔ with uncertain resolve)
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[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]

[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]

[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]

Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]

If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...

It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...

[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]

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Date: 2011-11-15 12:09 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (LOUD NOISES)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ We'll just use the excuse that America is in Dissimulo to take down all the windchimes from his house so werepires can once again enter. It's a long story. We'll also say that at some point he decided to take a break and go for a horse ride with his pet cockroach because what else is he doing with his time. At this point he spots a very silly looking man and decides to gallop right up to him. ]

HI THERE. WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT?

[ all. in English. sob. ]

Date: 2011-11-15 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com
[ Staring. ]

[ So much staring. ]

[ He doesn't really know English. Maybe a little bit. He learned a little in the country side, but more Latin, and really, he only knows French. ]

Um, bonjour, je suis le roi de France. Pouvez-vous m'aider? Je me suis perdu.

[ Aaaaand a smile to punctuate that. He'll try his hand at English if that doesn't work, but he's supposed to make people conform to his standards, not him to theirs. And then him to theirs, so he can look like a fair king. Even though it's probably end up like something out of one of the Pink Panther films... ]

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Date: 2011-11-15 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com
Oh, hello! Are you from Francis' country...?

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Date: 2011-11-15 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com
[ O-oh his little box thing is buzzing, it's buzzing, oh dear, what does he do with this... He blinks, staring at the words. ]

I-is this God speaking to me?

[ He's never had God speak to him before... he thinks for a moment, then looks down at all the little buttons with little letters on them, then makes his own message appear on the screen in what he thinks is French, though luckily, is being translated into Chinese. ]

I am unfamiliar with this Francis person. I am from France, I am the king of France.

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Date: 2011-11-15 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dongsaengoppai.livejournal.com
[ sup king. YOU GET A COOL KOREAN KID WAVING AT YOU THAT IS MULTI-LINGUAL. ]

Aaaaah. You look as delicate as a bowl of untouched rice! Look at those pretty things!
You are the King of France, ne? Yea, okay, okay.
If you just got here, you should know I am the King of this place!

[ S N I C K E R S. ]
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Date: 2011-11-15 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com
[ HOLY FUCK HOW DID YOU GET TRAPPED IN THERE NO WAIT MAYBE THIS IS GOD OH DEAR GOD IS AN ASIAN OH DEAR OH DEAR ]

The king of this place... then... you are God, yes? Why are you punishing me, God? Is it because of what happened, because I was not good enough to save d'Artagnan?

[ SO UPSET SO UPSET ]

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Date: 2011-11-15 05:05 am (UTC)
dreamsonwings: (I'm ready)
From: [personal profile] dreamsonwings
[Getting back from work here and Sora spots the strangely dressed man walking down the street. And sadly, she's not very familiar with French.]

Ah, hello there! You look lost, are you new?

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Date: 2011-11-15 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com
[ Oh, it's a woman... he freezes as she addresses him, then pauses a moment before very awkwardly walking up to her and smiling, then taking her hand and kissing the back of it before dropping it. ]

Je regret, mademoiselle, mais je ne parle pas Anglais. Je suis le roi du France, et je me suis perdu. [ And quickly, he takes out his little communications device and holds it up. Oh man that text translator thing is gonna come in handy. ] Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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I'll let you know when he's done

Date: 2011-11-15 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
-- [Who is this douchebag and what does he--]

Date: 2011-11-15 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
[mon dieu which king is this which king is it he didn't say and he can't remember oh he is the worst nation it is him--]

Date: 2011-11-15 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
[--NO. KOREA, HONG KONG, AMERICA, GET OUT.

GET OUT AND JUST LEAVE HIS KING ALONE.

OH GOD.

But maybe England hasn't noticed him yet...

That's good, right? Right...]

Date: 2011-11-15 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
[--Oh! And he thinks he remembers-- Of course he would-- Can it be?

Perhaps...]

Date: 2011-11-15 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
[OKAY.

You can do this Francis.

He doesn't have to know about 1789.

Right.

Right.

Of course he'll be fine! Everything is always fine.

Forever.

He isn't freaking out at all!]

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Date: 2011-11-15 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
[--but... how do you address a king over the phone?

Oh well.

He breathes and is tempted to pinch his nose to sound similar, but he shakes off the desire.

Also this is video.]


I am sorry to say Your Majesty, the explanation will be a long and unbelievable one.

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Date: 2011-11-15 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com
[ lala pretending this isn't all in his head ]

If there is a way to offer explanation, sir, I would be in your debt for some time. You sound like a citizen of England: as our countries are not currently at war, I would appreciate any information you have to offer.

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Date: 2011-11-15 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercantilistic.livejournal.com
( ( Spain answers in familiar (though accented) French. His French might be more fitting of an older man but-- well, Spain is older, after all. ) )

The King? Are you looking for France, Your Majesty?
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Date: 2011-11-15 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com
For the country, yes, I am seeking my country. This looks nothing like my country; I fear I have been taken hostage.

[ Mumbling. ] Or perhaps I have merely gone insane...

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Date: 2011-11-15 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
[ Ange's French isn't particularly good. Rather, it's non-existent. But she's able to pick up a few words from the broadcast, and those are enough to make her curious. And she should be able to talk through text, so.. ]

Oh, we have a true king in our midst?

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Date: 2011-11-19 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com
Indeed, this is a true king, the king of all of France.

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Date: 2011-11-16 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] progloria.livejournal.com
Er. Uh. H— Salut. Allo.

[He feels a bit awkward, but he just has to know. He has to. Scanian war and everything. Not that he's holding grudges, it was a long time ago, he is not holding any grudges.]

... Quelle est l'année? Pour toi.

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Date: 2011-11-19 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com
Hello as well, sir.

[ It has white hair. And red eyes. And it's in a little box. If this isn't the Devil, then no one is. Philippe puffs out his chest a little bit. ]

It is 1660 in the year of our lord, sir. Is there a reason you ask?
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