☼ accidental video {FRENCH} ⇉ oo1
Nov. 14th, 2011 06:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
philippe[ Good day, residents of Discedo, Spero and Dissimulo! Today you are going to be grace with the image of a rather attractive regal figure wandering down Main street in Dissimulo with some degree of confusion. There's probably between five hundred thousand and a few million euros worth in jewels on him, not to mention the finest silks, a gorgeous hat and a bright feather adorning the side of his hat, not to mention the most ridiculous tights stretched over his legs. ]
[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]
[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]
Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]
If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...
It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...
[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]
[ Ah, yes. It's good to be the king. ]
[ But, maybe not so much in Philippe's opinion. ]
Hello? Is there anyone here? [ Spoken in fluent, albeit it 17th century accented French, it's clear the poor boy is terrified. Not a very kingly way to act indeed. The wandering figure pauses in step, glancing from side to side, then furrows his brows. ]
If there is indeed someone in this village, I would like very much to speak with him. This is the King of France, King Louis of France, and I-- [ Faltering. ] --I...
It... would be appreciated if anyone would be so kind as to speak to me now. [ With a nod, though an unsure one. ] As you should at a king's request. [ Glancing down, mumbling. ] But if you don't wish to, that is fine as well...
[ And with that, the feed cuts out. The poor boy didn't even know it was on, though. ]
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Date: 2011-11-15 12:09 am (UTC)HI THERE. WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT?
[ all. in English. sob. ]
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Date: 2011-11-15 12:20 am (UTC)[ So much staring. ]
[ He doesn't really know English. Maybe a little bit. He learned a little in the country side, but more Latin, and really, he only knows French. ]
Um, bonjour, je suis le roi de France. Pouvez-vous m'aider? Je me suis perdu.
[ Aaaaand a smile to punctuate that. He'll try his hand at English if that doesn't work, but he's supposed to make people conform to his standards, not him to theirs. And then him to theirs, so he can look like a fair king. Even though it's probably end up like something out of one of the Pink Panther films... ]
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Date: 2011-11-15 12:23 am (UTC)I-is this God speaking to me?
[ He's never had God speak to him before... he thinks for a moment, then looks down at all the little buttons with little letters on them, then makes his own message appear on the screen in what he thinks is French, though luckily, is being translated into Chinese. ]
I am unfamiliar with this Francis person. I am from France, I am the king of France.
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Date: 2011-11-15 01:45 am (UTC)Aaaaah. You look as delicate as a bowl of untouched rice! Look at those pretty things!
You are the King of France, ne? Yea, okay, okay.
If you just got here, you should know I am the King of this place!
[ S N I C K E R S. ]
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Date: 2011-11-15 06:04 am (UTC)The king of this place... then... you are God, yes? Why are you punishing me, God? Is it because of what happened, because I was not good enough to save d'Artagnan?
[ SO UPSET SO UPSET ]
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:05 am (UTC)Ah, hello there! You look lost, are you new?
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Date: 2011-11-15 06:08 am (UTC)Je regret, mademoiselle, mais je ne parle pas Anglais. Je suis le roi du France, et je me suis perdu. [ And quickly, he takes out his little communications device and holds it up.
Oh man that text translator thing is gonna come in handy.] Qu'est-ce que c'est?action;
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:36 am (UTC)GET OUT AND JUST LEAVE HIS KING ALONE.
OH GOD.
But maybe England hasn't noticed him yet...
That's good, right? Right...]
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:37 am (UTC)Perhaps...]
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:39 am (UTC)You can do this Francis.
He doesn't have to know about 1789.
Right.
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Of course he'll be fine! Everything is always fine.
Forever.
He isn't freaking out at all!]
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:42 am (UTC)Oh well.
He breathes and is tempted to pinch his nose to sound similar, but he shakes off the desire.
Also this is video.]I am sorry to say Your Majesty, the explanation will be a long and unbelievable one.
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Date: 2011-11-15 06:13 am (UTC)If there is a way to offer explanation, sir, I would be in your debt for some time. You sound like a citizen of England: as our countries are not currently at war, I would appreciate any information you have to offer.
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Date: 2011-11-15 05:39 am (UTC)The King? Are you looking for France, Your Majesty?
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Date: 2011-11-15 06:14 am (UTC)[ Mumbling. ] Or perhaps I have merely gone insane...
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Date: 2011-11-15 12:53 pm (UTC)Oh, we have a true king in our midst?
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Date: 2011-11-16 01:57 am (UTC)[He feels a bit awkward, but he just has to know. He has to. Scanian war and everything. Not that he's holding grudges, it was a long time ago, he is not holding any grudges.]
... Quelle est l'année? Pour toi.
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Date: 2011-11-19 06:55 pm (UTC)[ It has white hair. And red eyes. And it's in a little box. If this isn't the Devil, then no one is. Philippe puffs out his chest a little bit. ]
It is 1660 in the year of our lord, sir. Is there a reason you ask?